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[light accordion music]

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*

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[bubbling]

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[children laughing]

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- I cannot believe I let you
talk me into this.

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- Oh, come now, Mr. Squidward.

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Catering is a great way for you

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to make a little extra money.

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And me to make a lot!

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- [screaming]

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- Any ideas?

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- [grunts]

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How's that?

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- Perfect, now get out there

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and feed the rest of those kids.

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[children screaming]

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- They all seem so...

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full of germs!

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- Why, of course
they're full of germs.

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They're kids.

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Why do you think I'm wearing
this full-body latex covering?

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[laughs]

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- Okay, I'm going in.

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[inhales]

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Krabby Patty?
Krabby Patty?

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[groans]

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- Ooh, ooh, oh,

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ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

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- You're contaminating the food.

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Just pick one.

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- [sneezes]

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[laughs]

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- [screams]

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I've been infected!

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[children munching]

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- [vomits]

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[children screaming]

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- Hey, kids, I'm a--

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[children screaming]

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- [screams]

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[all screaming]

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- No, no, no!

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- Hey, I'm not paying you

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to play hide-and-seek.

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These children
want to be entertained.

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Get down here.

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- [screams]

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- I want a balloon animal.

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- Uh, um.

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[grunting]

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- What is it?
- A rock.

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- Whoa!
[screaming]

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- Okay, birthday boy.

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Take a swing
at that piñata, son.

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- [grunting]

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- Oof.

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[laughs]

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Don't hit nice old Mr. Krabs.

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It's the piñata you want, son.

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- [grunts]

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[coins clinking]

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- Me money!

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Do I look like
a piñata to you, boy?

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- Yes, get him!

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- [chuckling]

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- [screams]

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[children cheering]

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*

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- [screams]

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- [laughs]

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Higher!
Go higher!

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[heavy metal music]

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Uh, don't forget to take
your shoes off before bouncing.

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- [giggles]

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[explosion]
- Ow!

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- [exclaims]

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We have to
get out of here.

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These children are menaces.

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- They tore off my head.

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- [exclaims]

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Maybe we should make
a break for it, Mr. Krabs.

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- I want my birthday cake.

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- [screams]

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- Cake, cake!

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[screams]

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- Come on, men, let's cheese it!

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[screaming]

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[all grunting]

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- Oh, my, are you
the high-class caterers

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I hired for an extraordinarily
large sum of money?

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- Yes!
- No!

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- Yes.

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- No!

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- Yes.

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- I do not have time
for this tomfoolery.

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I have a mansion
full of very high-class guests

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waiting for very
high-class catering.

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Are you they
or are you nay?

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- Indubitably, madam.
We are your high-class caterers.

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- But where are your tuxedos?

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- Tuxedos?
Oh, just give us a moment

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to suit up, me good lady.

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- Now, where are we going
to get tuxedos from?

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- You.
- Hey, what are you--

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- [grunting]

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Ew.

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- Ready to serve you,
Miss Money Bags--

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er, I--I mean, ma'am.

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- Very nice.
Here is your payment.

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- [gasps]

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[exclaiming]

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- Mr. Krabs, you can't
take that check.

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We're not high-class caterers.

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- We are anything we need to be

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for me to make this money.

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Unless you wanna go back
to the kids' party.

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[all screaming]

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all: No!

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- That's what I thought.

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Then start setting up inside.

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- [groans]

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[bubbling]

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- This place
is so shiny.

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- Yeah, and so are the people.

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- Oh, there's no way
these people are gonna think

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our junk food is high class.

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- Hmm, you might be right.

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SpongeBob, go find something
to fancy-up the food.

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- Fancy.
Got it, Mr. Krabs.

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- Good, now I'll just get
the lay of the land around here.

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- I want my birthday cake!

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- Great Neptune's ghost!

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- I want my cake!
I want my cake!

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- Hey, kid, easy, easy.
Just calm down, will ya?

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I got your cake.
- You did?

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- Yeah, yeah.

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Your birthday cake

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is right through here.

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- Where?
I don't see any--

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- [laughs]

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Won't be seeing him again
any time soon.

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[screams]

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- I. Want. My.

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Birthday. Cake!

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- [sighs]

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- I want my birthday cake!

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- [screams]

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[panting]

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- What do you think
of this, Mr. Krabs?

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I call it "Krabby Pâté."

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Classy, huh?

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Serve it while it's hot,
Patrick.

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- SpongeBob, were those
jewels on the patties?

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- Yeah. You said
"Fancy-up the food,"

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so I found some
shiny stuff for garnish.

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Got a whole box.
- What the--

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[gasps]
SpongeBob, you can't

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just go around taking
people's precious jewels!

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- Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.

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I was just doing
what you told me.

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- [groans]

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Don't worry about it.
Just tell me

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where you got them gems from.

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- Oh, upstairs.

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I went left, then right,
then double and triple right,

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then down, up, and right
18 more times.

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Then do four somersaults,
a barrel roll,

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jump backwards twice,
spin till you get sick...

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[gags]
And you're there.

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- Okay.
- Fancy foods!

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Get your fancy foods here!

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[chewing]

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Delicious.

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- I love delicious stuff.
My turn!

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[gobbling]

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Yummy.

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- I'll take a slice of that.

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- Mine!

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[growls]

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- Ouch!
- [barking]

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[gobbling]

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[all gasp]

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[plate shatters]

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- Who wants food?

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I'm a mindless drone
with food.

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Working for the man.
Huh?

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[light jazz music]

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[shimmering]

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- Ooh.

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- [clears throat]

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- Here you go, princess.

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[chuckling]

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*

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- Whoa!

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- Let's do this thing.

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[shrill squeaking]

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Hey, where you going?

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[shrill squeaking]

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Oh, down here.

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[shrill squeaking]

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I never heard
of a marching quintet.

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[squeak]
Uh, wait for me.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait for me.
Wait, wait--

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[clarinet squeaking]

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Hey, hey!

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[clarinet squeaks]

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- All right, what did he say?

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18 rights,
then four lefts, or five?

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Ooh.

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- I want my birthday cake!

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- [screams]
Oh, you--get off.

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Enough of this.
[grunting]

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- If you don't get me my
birthday cake, I'll set off...

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- [screams]
- All these fireworks.

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- Give me those.

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Young boy like yourself

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shouldn't be playing
with fireworks.

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They're too dangerous.

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- Gosh, no one ever cared
enough about me to explain that.

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It's like you're
my real father.

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May I hug you?

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- Ooh.

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- Mr. Krabs?

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- [screams]
Oh, uh, quick, in here.

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- Why, father?
Why?

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- Mr. Krabs?

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- Um, yes, ma'am?

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- Mr. Krabs, we seem
to be having some problems

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with the food service.

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- Mine, mine!
- [gags]

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- Mine, mine!

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- Uh, I'll be right down
to have a look.

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Just need to
find something here.

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All right, where was I?

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Four somersaults
and a barrel roll, I think.

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[grunting]

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- [yelling]

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[growls]

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[panting]

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- Patrick, no.

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The food is for the guests.

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[both grunting]

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*

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[clarinet honks]

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- What the--?
[inhales]

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[exhales]

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- So then, I was all like--

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Oof.
Well, I never.

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- Food fight!

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[all murmuring]

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[exclaiming]

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- Oh, my.

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- Whoa.
[belches]

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This must be the place.

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Hello?
Ooh.

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Ooh-ee.

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That is one big--
water bed?

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- Birthday cake!
- Dogfish.

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- Hi, Daddy!
- Don't call me that.

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And stop jumping
on that water bed.

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You'll pop it.

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- Okay, Daddy.

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- Get over here.

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Why, you little--
- Hah, Daddy!

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- [growls]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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- Uh-oh.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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[splash]

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[all yelling]

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- Stop it, everyone!

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You're ruining my par--
[exclaims]

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Oh, no, you did not.

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[screaming]

273
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- Barrel roll,
four somersaults.

274
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,390
[water splashing]

275
00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:59,720
Look out, flood's a-coming!

276
00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:00,920
- [grunting]

277
00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,790
- Nice doing business with you.

278
00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:04,690
- Come back here!

279
00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:06,720
[all screaming]

280
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,090
- Huh?

281
00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:09,320
[screams]

282
00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,460
- [panting]

283
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,290
[skidding]

284
00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:17,120
Whoa!

285
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,590
[fuse sizzling]

286
00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:20,060
[groans]

287
00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:21,060
[sniffs]

288
00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,090
Oh, no.

289
00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:23,460
[rockets hissing]

290
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,360
all: Ooh.

291
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,190
[screaming]

292
00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:35,720
*

293
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,860
- [cheering]

294
00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:39,160
My cake!

295
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,420
- My check!

296
00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:42,860
- My party!

297
00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:45,790
- [laughing]

298
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,460
- [screams]